Posted 12 hours ago

When I spot a cute guy from across the bar

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When a girl tells me it's been a long time since she's had sex
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When an acquaintance tries to confide in me

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Posted 1 day ago

When I literally can’t even remember the last time I hooked up with a guy

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Posted 1 day ago

When someone asks me what I studied in college

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Posted 1 day ago

Me after guzzling a soda

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Posted 1 day ago

Life Lessons with Albus Dumbledore.

(Source: excepttheeyes)

Posted 1 day ago
hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.
- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.

- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)

[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

Posted 1 day ago

ME MAKING POOR DECISIONS AS USUAL

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Posted 1 day ago

MY BRAIN ONCE IVE HAD MY MORNING COFFEE

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Posted 2 days ago
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WHEN I GET DRUNK AND SAY WEIRD SHIT TO PEOPLE BECAUSE IM JUST REALLY AWKWARD

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Posted 3 days ago

WHEN I SEE VISIBLE PANTY LINES

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Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

WHEN SOMEONE ELSE STARTS SINGNING FROZEN WITH ME

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